Why sharing a grapefruit is like being married

29 Mar

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Me: I’m sorry I can’t cut grapefruit into two equal halves

Dave: Of all the things to not do well in the world, that’s not a bad one

Me: We’ll have to do that thing where we each eat half of the halves so we get the same amount

Dave: You should just take the bigger half

Me: I want to, but then I’d feel bad

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